Nutella Arrested on Possession Charge

Oh Nutella! What have you doggone gone and done now? This is the chocolate spread we know – happy in the company of some brown bread and enjoying a relaxing picnic in the late summer sun. But recently, the family favourite has been caught in a number of less than innocent situations.



This mugshot, sent to us from our source at the LAPD shows a pale looking Nutella shortly after her arrest for possession of an unspecified quantity of Brazil nuts. She was arrested just off Sunset at three am after being caught in a sting operation designed to clamp down on the illegal use of nuts. We don’t know if the arresting officer asked her to ‘spread ‘em’.



If convicted she could spend up to twelve months behind bars. Suddenly, life’s not so sweet.